Author P.N. Elrod; You are What You Eat . . . YUM YUM!

P.n. Elrod

“Oh, gosh. I cooked something I could actually EAT. Stir fried cabbage and turkey Spam. Low fat protein and a veggie, eat all I want. Sounds repulsive, but it worked, tasted good, and my gut isn’t giving me grief about it like it did with last night’s disgusting effort. (Don’t ask; the leftovers are getting pitched before they develop language skills.) Please don’t lecture how bad turkey Spam is, it’s still better than other things that are bad for me! ;0)”

Ingredients

Made with 100% White, Lean Turkey Ingredients: White Turkey, Turkey Broth, Salt, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar, Dextrose, Sodium Nitrite.

SPAM . . . the Breakfast of the Cease & Desist Princess!

Eat SPAM and this may be your “Before” & “After” picture.

REFERENCES

https://www.facebook.com/p.n.elrod?fref=ts

http://www.midamericon.org/photoarchive/06wfc11.htm

Ann “A.C.” Crispin – Babbling on While Exiting the Gene Pool

“Ann Crispin: I keep expecting TWA to call for a boycott of ComicCon because of my being named a GrandMaster by the International Association of Media Tie-in Writers. These nuts are actually wacky enough to probably believe they can influence 100,000+ pros and fans not to attend because of my award.”

Actually, Ann, you can stop baiting us. It’s not a real surprise that you have been named “GrandMaster.” Savor your “honor.” It’s completely anticipated that your minions will continue to honor you, pedestalize you and create service awards for you while you remain in the gene pool. There’s no need for us to boycott such gratuitous and self-serving activity; it speaks for itself. Pull the trigger and we’ll  “influence 100,000+ pros and fans.”[LOL! YOU DON’T HAVE 100,000+ fans!] They were not at this show:

It’s amazing what these people eat, say and do . . . look at where the are now!

REFERENCES

https://www.facebook.com/victoria.strauss1?fref=ts

ALERT: Major News Announcement Expected This Week from The Write Agenda

ALERT: Major News Announcement Expected This Week from The Write Agenda

STAY TUNED

Florida Attorney General’s Request for an “Independent Review”

The State of Florida Inspector General conducted an investigation into the internal affairs of the Florida Attorney General’s office and found the following improprieties.  These exact statements are quoted below. (The full text of the investigation can be found here CFO-BONDI-AUDIT via PDF.)

Author Victoria Strauss; Garnering the Brain Dead & The Under Informed

You have to go here first, (click the link) READ THIS:

Cleo Voght! Who Are you? . . . Victoria Strauss Must be Drinking Kool-Aid

Then read the comments (below); note also who the entries are from. For example, Steven Gould, Richard White, MacAllister Stone, Michael Capobianco (the dying Ann “A.C.” Crispin’s Husband), Randy Dotinga, Rachael Saltzman, Brett T. Mazzoni ( a real loser), Jenna Glatzer (LOL! Jenna Glatzer . . . how dare you even mention Internet harassment!), and the Queen of the Cease & Desist Orders . . . P.n. Elrod. The best thing is that we didn’t write the post that Victoria Strauss is referring to. Victoria, Ann, Randy, Richard,  MacAllister, and Glazer . . .  we’ll just continue to keep our comments here. Have some more Kool-Aid.

They just can’t ignore The Write Agenda and when there’s nothing going on . . .  they just make up stuff.

• Irene Woodhead, Andrew Goodman, Alan Yee and 17 others like this.
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  Jim Melvin Ha!

  May 20 at 6:45pm · 3
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  Steven Gould Indeed. Trembling in your boots.

  May 20 at 6:46pm · 3
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  Raechel Henderson Good grief!

  May 20 at 6:47pm · 2
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  Sharon Ricklin Jones Wow…this person needs to get a life.

  May 20 at 6:48pm · 3
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  Sonya Johns That person has issues.

  May 20 at 6:48pm via mobile · 3
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  Richard White The saddest part is they (he, she, whomever) probably has no clue how stupid this makes them look.

  May 20 at 6:48pm · 5
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  Victoria Strauss Proud to be a “non sequietur in publishing.”

  May 20 at 6:50pm · 12
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  Stephanie Sekellick Kelsey Rediculos, eh?

  May 20 at 6:53pm · 8
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  Georgia L. Jones Maybe he/she thinks your part of the special “oppps” team in the grand conspiracy of writers and artists. What an idiot!

  May 20 at 6:55pm · 4
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  Maureen L McGowan The non-sequietur made me LOL too. Also, you’re rediculous.  Thanks for fighting the good fight and telling the truth.

  May 20 at 6:56pm · 7
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  Betty Winslow it always makes me laugh when a so-called professional writer sends out something this mistake-ridden…..

  May 20 at 6:57pm · 3
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  Victoria Strauss Writer Beware: the special oppps team armed with the Rediculos spell that makes scammers disappear.

  May 20 at 6:57pm · 8
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  Stacey Jo Wow! What a non-spelling nutjob!

  May 20 at 6:59pm
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  Victoria Strauss It seems to be a scammer hallmark to not know the difference between libel and slander.

  May 20 at 6:59pm · 3
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  Stacey Jo One would think that it would be easy to look up the definitions

  May 20 at 7:00pm · 1
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  Georgia L. Jones Victoria Strauss, when I was searching for a publisher I used Writer Beware before submitting to anyone. I always checked there. I certainly appreciate your information and aspire to help new writers once I become seasoned. You go with the special oppps and keep us writers informed.

  May 20 at 7:00pm · 4
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  Harry Connolly That’s just rediculos.

  May 20 at 7:01pm · 3
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  Stacey Jo You can obviously infer that this so-called “journalist” must work for the comic pages. A.k.a (cat litter pan liner)

  May 20 at 7:03pm · 2
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  MacAllister Stone *beatific smile* I sooooo feel for you.

  May 20 at 7:05pm · 3
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  Kenneth Witherspoon I dunno-a journalist who calls you Obama-like – sounds like a Murdoch minion to me

  May 20 at 7:08pm via mobile · 3
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  Victoria Strauss I confess I was a little surprised at first that the IP didn’t resolve to the Matawan NJ public library.

  May 20 at 7:09pm · 2
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  Savvy Thorne Wow you’re Obama-like!

  May 20 at 7:11pm · 3
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  Stacey Jo People can’t stand the truth, Victoria. You keep doing what you do best

  May 20 at 7:12pm · 1
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  Harry Connolly Time to send in the drones.

  May 20 at 7:12pm · 4
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  Stacey Jo People send hate mail from libraries? Wow…idiots!

  May 20 at 7:13pm
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  Richard White I wouldn’t call Victoria Obama-like. Truman-esque, perhaps. *grin*

  May 20 at 7:15pm · 2
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  Victoria Strauss The Matawan library emailer has a beef with me and a number of others–she likes leaving anonymous comments on our blogs, and possibly thinks that not doing it on her home computer keeps her anonymous. She doesn’t seem to realize that she should go farther than her local library.

  May 20 at 7:15pm · 8
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  Stacey Jo **snickers** Wow…people have serious issues.

  May 20 at 7:16pm
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  Stephanie Sekellick Kelsey My local library requires registration to use their internet, and you have to use your library card number, which you can only get by showing a driver’s license. A phone call to the library reporting misuse of their system would end that tyranny fairly quickly, I imagine.

  May 20 at 7:19pm · Edited · 3
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  Victoria Strauss I’ll keep that in mind, Stephanie. It really doesn’t amount to more than an occasional nuisance.

  May 20 at 7:21pm · 1
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  Stephanie Sekellick Kelsey Just in case…nutjobs often escalate, especially if they feel they don’t get enough attention.

  May 20 at 7:22pm · 1
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  Jody Warnke For a ‘journalist’, her spelling is atrocious.

  May 20 at 7:28pm · 5
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  Dane Grannon If you’ve made someone angry, you are doing something right.

  May 20 at 7:29pm via mobile · 7
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  Foinah Jameson Wackadoodle alert!

  May 20 at 7:33pm · 2
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  Michael Capobianco Annoying.

  May 20 at 7:41pm · 2
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  Sonia James Thank you for being “rediculos”. I appreciate your hard work.

  May 20 at 7:47pm · 3
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  Randy Dotinga I dunno, Victoria. You should listen very carefully to a person who’s using Windows NT 6.1 and is clearly on top of all things. …… Using (user agent): Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 9.0; Windows NT 6.1;
  WOW64; Trident/5.0)

  May 20 at 8:04pm · 3
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  Rachael Saltzman I wonder how they expect to be met with anything other than derision?

  May 20 at 8:10pm · 2
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  Brett T. Mazzoni Really, talk about typo-ridden. I also don’t get the Obama thing, is the necessary? Way for them to stick their political agenda in there. What idiots.

  May 20 at 8:18pm · 2
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  Jenna Glatzer This has to be harassment by now… can you reach out to your local computer crimes division and have them investigate? My cyber-stalker was eventually caught (and committed suicide).

  May 20 at 10:35pm · 2
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  Richard Paolinelli I’m betting that sounded way better to her in her head than how it converted into her typed manifesto. Lord knows I’ve flamed my fair share of people from time to time but at least I still managed to sound sane at the same time.

  May 20 at 10:41pm · 1
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  Steven Poore & still they haven’t responded to any questions about book-burning. one almost suspects the first thing they burned was the dictionary.

  May 20 at 10:53pm · 3
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  WilliamStephen Taylor This must be some asshole you successfully trashed. Way to go, Victoria, and greetings from all your friends in Germany and around the world.

  May 20 at 11:46pm · 2
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  Brett T. Mazzoni William is right. Probably some former con artist leader of a vanity publisher.

  May 20 at 11:47pm · Edited · 3
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  Brian Scott Baskins I hear Mariah Carey’s song playing, “Why are you so Obsessed with Me?”

  May 21 at 3:29am · 1
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  Bob Holtzman She’s going to send you data, to expose you to…yourself!

  May 21 at 3:35am via mobile
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  Victoria Strauss Ooooh….kinky.

  May 21 at 7:24am · 1
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  Victoria Strauss Yes, we think a scammer that Writer Beware has exposed/warned about is behind the website from which this email probably originated. It’s all anonymous, but they do drop clues here and there. They’ve been attempting to wage a smear campaign against me and anti-literary scam activists for more than two years now.

  May 21 at 7:27am · 1
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  David Cardillo They’re like the Westboro of the literary world…

  May 21 at 7:39am · 5
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  Victoria Strauss But with less credibility.

  May 21 at 7:52am · 2
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  Steven Poore *credebelety, shurely?

  May 21 at 7:58am · 3
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  Brett T. Mazzoni I also have to laugh at their claim of being a journalist. If they were a journalist, their grammar and spelling would exceed a third grade level, clearly not the case. Just keep doing what you do Victoria Strauss. You do great work. You know more than anybody that these bums have no credibility.

  May 21 at 9:29am via mobile · 2
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  P.n. Elrod Slander is for the spoken word, this Twinkie meant “libel.” That’s not even worth an eye roll.
  
  Not to worry. Attention from the Blight Agenda bumped my book sales considerably. I thanked them for it, but for some reason they removed the comment–too s…See More

  May 21 at 12:01pm · Edited · 7
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  Wallace W. Cass Jr. Why does this remind me of that Rodney Dangerfield bit where he dated a English Teacher? “I once dated an English teacher. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it.”

  Thursday at 5:48am
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  Wallace W. Cass Jr. I just reread the entire exchange and the letters “BB” seemed to pop into my head.

  Thursday at 7:30am · 1
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  Ann Crispin I keep expecting TWA to call for a boycott of ComicCon because of my being named a GrandMaster by the International Association of Media Tie-in Writers. These nuts are actually wacky enough to probably believe they can influence 100,000+ pros and fans not to attend because of my award.

  Friday at 2:52am · 3
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  Ann Crispin The misspellings and syntax of that message were beyond laughable, btw.

  Friday at 2:52am · 2
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  Sheila Finch You must be doing something right. Carry on!

  Friday at 8:17am · 2
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  Liz Williams Wow, what an awesomely naff email.

  Friday at 8:20am · 1
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  Gaie Sebold Yep, awesomely naff pretty much sums it up. And P.n. Elrod – I particularly love your Tools comment…

  Friday at 8:34am · 1
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  Jeffrey Richard I stand firm by my original statement: the internet is a public toilet.

  Friday at 8:42am · 1
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  ArrBee Harkess … and long overdue for a flush!

  Friday at 8:59am
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  Christine Valada Oh, good. Also a right-wing nut job. Pretty much guarantees they are from Indiana, home of the KKK.

  Friday at 9:29am · 1
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  Victoria Strauss Masterminded from Florida.

  Friday at 9:31am · 2
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  Bruce Holland Rogers There are crazies everywhere, certainly not just in Indiana. But now they have a global reach, whereas once they bothered only the neighbors and the newspaper editor.

  Friday at 10:45am · 1
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  Sharque Janet Reid Wait a second here: “Before I took your council” –does this mean marauders have stormed the castle and taken hostages? Cause really, I’d be prepared to join the posse to get them back.

  Friday at 10:48am · 1
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  Michael Mock Did they take them from the toilet – is it a Privy Council?

  Friday at 10:51am · 2

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There’s still time to get PASSION BLEW!

Art, astrology, and romance in Renaissance Italy: historical fiction for teens with crossover appeal for adults. There’s still time to get PASSION BLEW on Kindle (once May is over, it turns back into a pumpkin).

PASSION BLEW II: The Case Against Victoria Strauss, Ann “A.C.” Crispin, Writer Beware & Others

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DEFAMATION: Cretella v. Kuzminski – The Case Against Preditors & Editors David L. Kuzminski

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Passion Blew!: Scamming the John Steinbeck Estate: The Case Against Attorney Charles E. Petit The Former Attorney for the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America

 

 

Strategic Book Publishing: Florida AG Set to Begin Trial?

An anonymous source has indicated to TWA that the Florida Attorney General may begin a trial against Publisher Robert Fletcher and his publishing entities. The source stated that the trial could begin in July and run through September.

Stay tuned.

A Question for Victoria Strauss . . . Why Has Writer Beware Not Reported This?

Victoria Strauss, please answer the question presented on the link below. Let’s count how long it takes for Victoria Strauss to respond . . . if at all. We will gladly post the reply. Victoria Strauss, stand behind the Writer Beware mantra:  “Shining a bright light into the dark corners of the shadow-world of literary scams, schemes, and pitfalls.” Does that still apply to the attorney that represented you and the SFWA?

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Why Didn’t Writer Beware Report This Publishing SCAM??? You decide.

Cleo Voght! Who Are you? . . . Victoria Strauss Must be Drinking Kool-Aid

This is quite comical and on the verge of paranoia. Cleo Voght, whoever you are, please contact us confidentially here. LOL. Northern Indiana? Miss Vicky must be sharing an IV with the soon to be DEAD Ann “A.C.” Crispin. Seriously Victoria?

• We’ve never contacted you . . . we have our own blog; we will FREELY continue to challenge you here.
• True, you are not a “very-successful author.” Your books suck! True?
• You DO bash people without facts. PROVEN
• “Most of your bullshit is just a bitch with an angry opinion.” AGREE!
• You are NOT a best-selling author. PROVEN!

These statements that have been attributed to The Write Agenda by the delusions of Victoria Strauss are nothing new; we’ve proudly made similar statements about Victoria Strauss. The author of this email never stated that he/she was affiliated with The Write Agenda. However, Victoria Strauss somehow attributed it to The Write Agenda. There would be no reason for The Write Agenda to contact Victoria Strauss covertly . . . we do it here on thewriteagenda.wordpress.com. May this serve as another example of Victoria Strauss, Ann “A.C.” Crispin & Writer Beware posting false information.

And, why is Victoria Strauss suddenly in “protective” mode? Ponder friends . . . do ponder.

Here’s the entire message:

From:

cleo voght
cleovoght@yahoo.com

Message:
Victoria:

I contacted you once about a publishing issue and I almost thought you
knew what you were talking about. Before I took your council, I did my
own research. It turns out that you are a not-very-successful author
so you ply your craft bashing people in the industry with your
“opinions” and they are not fact based. I am also a journalist who has
been watching your Obama-like “I can say anything & the idiots have to
believe it” rhetoric. Your time has come. The internet is a powerful
tool. I have dozens and dozens of files on how rediculos your biased
opinions are. You are about to get exposed – BIGTIME. You think you
can slander people & companies with no recourse? Get ready. You call
yourself an author & watchdog. Get real, you are a bitter wanabe so
you use this as your payback for being a non sequietur in publishing.
You are right on a few “savior” efforts but most of your bullshit is
just a bitch with an angry opinion. GET READY – LOTS OF DATA COMING
ABOUT YOU & YOUR MOTIVATION. Oh wait – did I see you on a bestseller
list this month? Oppps NO……..

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